THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A LAWYER ON AN AIRPLANE. THE LAWYER BECAME BORED SO HE KEPT BUGGING THE BLONDE TO PLAY A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE. THE BLONDE KEPT REFUSING, SO THE LAWYER OFFERED HER 1 TO 10 ODDS. IF THE BLONDE COULDN'T ANSWER THE LAWYERS QUESTION, SHE OWED HIM $5 AND IF THE LAWYER COULDN'T ANSWER THE BLONDE'S QUESTION THEN THE LAWYER OWED THE BLONDE $50. "HOW FAR IS IT FROM EARTH TO THE NEAREST STAR?" ASKED THE LAWYER? THE BLONDE GAVE HIM $5 AT ONCE.
"WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH 3 LEGS AND COMES DOWN WITH 4?" THE LAWYER SPENT HOURS THINKING AND LOOKING ON HIS LAPTOP THEN FINALLY GAVE THE BLONDE $50. THE BLONDE SILENTLY PUT THE $50 IN HER PURSE. " WELL WHATS THE ANSWER???" ASKED THE LAWYER? THE BLONDE THEN GAVE THE LAWYER $5.
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