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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

In a bar there was a magic mirror and if you told it a lie, it would suck you right in.


A brunett walked up to the mirror and said "I think im the smatest person in the world." And the mirror sucked her in.

A red head walked up to the mirror and said " I think im the prettiest person in the world." And the mirror sucked her in.

A blonde walked up to the morror and said " I think...." And the mirror sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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           THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A LAWYER ON AN AIRPLANE. THE LAWYER BECAME BORED SO HE KEPT BUGGING THE BLONDE TO PLAY A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE.    THE BLONDE KEPT REFUSING, SO THE LAWYER OFFERED HER 1 TO 10 ODDS. IF THE BLONDE COULDN'T ANSWER THE LAWYERS QUESTION, SHE OWED HIM $5 AND IF THE LAWYER COULDN'T ANSWER THE BLONDE'S QUESTION THEN THE LAWYER OWED THE BLONDE $50.   "HOW FAR IS IT FROM EARTH TO THE NEAREST STAR?" ASKED THE LAWYER?   THE BLONDE GAVE HIM $5 AT ONCE.
"WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH 3 LEGS AND COMES DOWN WITH 4?"    THE LAWYER SPENT HOURS THINKING AND LOOKING ON HIS LAPTOP THEN FINALLY GAVE THE BLONDE $50.  THE BLONDE SILENTLY PUT THE $50 IN HER PURSE.  " WELL WHATS THE ANSWER???" ASKED THE LAWYER?   THE BLONDE THEN GAVE THE LAWYER $5.

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A BLONDE WALKED INTO A SALON ONE DAY. "I WANT MY HAIR TRIMMED BUT PLEASE DONT TAKE OF MY HEADPHONES," THE BLONDE SAID. THE HAIRDRESSER WAS SURPRISED BUT SHE DID WHAT SHE WAS TOLD, BUT WHILE THE HAIRDRESSER WAS TRIMMING SHE ACIDENTALY BUMPED THE BLONE'S HEAD PHONES AND THEY FELL TO THE FLOOR. THE HAIRDRESSER PICKED UP THE HEADPHONES BUT WHEN SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE THEM BACK TO THE BLONDE, THE BLONDE FELL OVER. THE HAIRDRESSER WAS CONFUSED, BUT WHEN SHE LISTENED TO THE HEADPHONES SHE HEARD: BREATH IN......BREATH OUT.....BREATH IN.....BREATH OUT.........BREATH IN.........BREATH OUT.

A POLICE OFICER PULLED OVER A BLONDE ON A HIGHWAY AND ASKED TO SEE HER LICENSE. " YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO PULL TOGETHER YOUR ACT," THE BLONDE HUFFED, " JUST YESTERDAY YOU TOOK AWAY MY LICENCE AND NOW YOU WANT TO SEE IT?"

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