Saturday, October 6, 2012

Akward Moments













HAVE THESE EVER HAPPENED TO YOU???  LOL :P


HAVE A G8 COLUMBUS DAY WEEKEND!!!! :) :)



AND NOW FOR THE FUNNY ONE:




 ANYWAYS, HAVE FUN!!!

~STARSHINER~

Friday, September 28, 2012

PASTA RULES!

OK GUYS, I FOUND A POLL ON PAIR OF KINGS. DO YOU GUYS LIKE ADAM HICKS BETTER THAN MITCHEL MUSSO?


I LIKE MITCHEL MUSSO MUCH  BETTER THAN ADAM HICKS! BUT YOU GUYS CHOSE WHATEVER U WANT!!



CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE POLL SO TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT WHO U LIKE BETTER:

http://www.disneydreaming.com/2012/06/20/what-do-you-think-about-adam-hicks-character-on-disney-xds-pair-of-kings/

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA





Funny Online Comics Gamercast


Unfunny Comic Strips Your Vote Counts


Funny Things On Facebook Is A Very Interesting Facebook Page You Can Share


THAT LAST ONE IS MY COMPELETE FAVORITE!!


GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASTA!!! PASTA PAST PASTAPASTA PAST PASTAPASTA PAST PASTA PAST PASTAPASTAPASTA PAST PASTAPASTA PAST PASTA



K BYE
~STARSHINER LUVS PASTA!!





Tuesday, July 31, 2012

hello hello hello hello hello

Short funny quotes
























BLONDIE

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and went to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"





There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.




There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
In a bar there was a magic mirror and if you told it a lie, it would suck you right in.


A brunett walked up to the mirror and said "I think im the smatest person in the world." And the mirror sucked her in.

A red head walked up to the mirror and said " I think im the prettiest person in the world." And the mirror sucked her in.

A blonde walked up to the morror and said " I think...." And the mirror sucked her in.



There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Hellooooooooooo

           THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A LAWYER ON AN AIRPLANE. THE LAWYER BECAME BORED SO HE KEPT BUGGING THE BLONDE TO PLAY A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE.    THE BLONDE KEPT REFUSING, SO THE LAWYER OFFERED HER 1 TO 10 ODDS. IF THE BLONDE COULDN'T ANSWER THE LAWYERS QUESTION, SHE OWED HIM $5 AND IF THE LAWYER COULDN'T ANSWER THE BLONDE'S QUESTION THEN THE LAWYER OWED THE BLONDE $50.   "HOW FAR IS IT FROM EARTH TO THE NEAREST STAR?" ASKED THE LAWYER?   THE BLONDE GAVE HIM $5 AT ONCE.
"WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH 3 LEGS AND COMES DOWN WITH 4?"    THE LAWYER SPENT HOURS THINKING AND LOOKING ON HIS LAPTOP THEN FINALLY GAVE THE BLONDE $50.  THE BLONDE SILENTLY PUT THE $50 IN HER PURSE.  " WELL WHATS THE ANSWER???" ASKED THE LAWYER?   THE BLONDE THEN GAVE THE LAWYER $5.