A BLONDE WALKED INTO A SALON ONE DAY. "I WANT MY HAIR TRIMMED BUT PLEASE DONT TAKE OF MY HEADPHONES," THE BLONDE SAID. THE HAIRDRESSER WAS SURPRISED BUT SHE DID WHAT SHE WAS TOLD, BUT WHILE THE HAIRDRESSER WAS TRIMMING SHE ACIDENTALY BUMPED THE BLONE'S HEAD PHONES AND THEY FELL TO THE FLOOR. THE HAIRDRESSER PICKED UP THE HEADPHONES BUT WHEN SHE WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE THEM BACK TO THE BLONDE, THE BLONDE FELL OVER. THE HAIRDRESSER WAS CONFUSED, BUT WHEN SHE LISTENED TO THE HEADPHONES SHE HEARD: BREATH IN......BREATH OUT.....BREATH IN.....BREATH OUT.........BREATH IN.........BREATH OUT.
A POLICE OFICER PULLED OVER A BLONDE ON A HIGHWAY AND ASKED TO SEE HER LICENSE. " YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO PULL TOGETHER YOUR ACT," THE BLONDE HUFFED, " JUST YESTERDAY YOU TOOK AWAY MY LICENCE AND NOW YOU WANT TO SEE IT?"
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